After another long and tiring day at the office, Jerry got in his car to make the long drive home. Working at the office was slowly driving him insane. It was friday which usually was good, but not tonight. Tonight, Jerry's wife was making him go to a dinner party at the neigbors house. Jerry not only despised his neigbors, but he just wanted to get home and relax. He came home to see that his house was unusually spotless, and the aroma was plesant. His wife walked in and immedately began to nag at him to get ready because the dinner party had been moved to their house. That was it. At that moment Jerry snapped. His wife told him to change into the tux, which he did, only because he thought he'd look BA. When his wife then told him to take out the garbage, he ran through the house, knocking everything off every shelf. His wife was startled and ran to the kitchen, but jerry ran after her. He then began to eat the plate which was set at the table. And then....blah blah blah.....divorce....blah blah blah....mental institution....blah blah blah.....aaaand he dies.
Friday, September 17, 2010
After another long and tiring day at the office, Jerry got in his car to make the long drive home. Working at the office was slowly driving him insane. It was friday which usually was good, but not tonight. Tonight, Jerry's wife was making him go to a dinner party at the neigbors house. Jerry not only despised his neigbors, but he just wanted to get home and relax. He came home to see that his house was unusually spotless, and the aroma was plesant. His wife walked in and immedately began to nag at him to get ready because the dinner party had been moved to their house. That was it. At that moment Jerry snapped. His wife told him to change into the tux, which he did, only because he thought he'd look BA. When his wife then told him to take out the garbage, he ran through the house, knocking everything off every shelf. His wife was startled and ran to the kitchen, but jerry ran after her. He then began to eat the plate which was set at the table. And then....blah blah blah.....divorce....blah blah blah....mental institution....blah blah blah.....aaaand he dies.
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Sounds like Jerry had a lot on his "plate".
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