Injury

One time in ajf i got hurt. i hyperexteneded my knee and partialy tore my acl. it hurt. and it was annoying because hospital workers suck and take forever to do everything. thats pretty much it. sooo...the rest of this blog is basically a filler. I wanna go see bob dylan nov. 6th. And tim and eric nov. 23. My plans for tonight are to go to carbones, then to the football game, dressed as ali g and interview keith mcshea. I will interview him in an ali g-like fasion as i will probably continuously call him todd mcshay, who is an espn reported. after that, i'll be chillaxing with my boys. sooo yeah. peace.

Bri-bri-bri-bri-briiiiii.

When I think of people who have guided me through my life, one person stands out. He is the person who has inspired me to everything I have ever done, ever. That person is Brian Stoldt. Brian is a freshman, but he seems like he should be part of the administration here at Alden. Brian is the quarterback for the JV bulldogs, and he was last year too…when he was in 8^th grade (Just like another famous person with the same last name!!!!!). Mr. Stoldt demonstrates all of the qualities of a natural born leader. Brian constantly shows that he ain’t never scared.  This is one of the qualities that I admire most about him. Another thing I like about Brian is his ability to stay cool under pressure. Brian has showed this strength multiple times, both on and off the field. Like this one time in online publishing, when being interviewed by legendary journalist, Zacharias Rogers. Brian was slammed with questions about his brother, King Tyler Stoldt, The First. How did he react you ask? He just answered them, without freaking out. Also, Brian is the brother of Ty Stoldts. So now, I will share a list of memories I have about B-ry. One time, I beat Brian at an intense game of madden when my parents had a party (which all the Stoldts attended!). That same night, we all played hide-and-seek. If I were to compare Brian to one person in the world, he would most definitely be the guy from the Dos Equies commercials, because he is the most interesting man in the world (of Alden Central School District). An interesting fact that you may not know about Brian is that Pink Floyd wrote a song on the album “The Wall” titled Brian. I will now type various lyrics from the song. “Brian, do you think they’ll drop the bomb? Brian Do you think they’ll like this song?.............................Brian should I trust the government?........Brian should I build the wall?  

My Free Time

Many people constantly wonder, "What does Ryan Pinkowski do in his free time?". Well I am here to tell you that do something that causes me to be so tired, that i cannot complete my blog's in this class, nor do i feel like it. That thing of course, is being a crime fighter. I am on the streets, every night combating the streets of alden. It is not an easy task, as alden is such a tough hood that almost 2 times a week, I find drug dealers and have to take them down. I am also about to let you in on a big secret. Carbones Pizzaria in alden, My "Place Of Employment", is actually a secret crime fighing agency, set up in the mid-80's to save the town from crack-cocaine. The second you walk into the walk-in freezer, you are sent down to the lab, which is 2 miles underground. When I report to work, I go to the lab. When the head of the organization, Dallas Champagne, gives me my asignment, i am off. My most recent assignment was not an easy task. I arrived at carbones, promptly at 3:00, and noticed that their was panic amoung my fellow employees. We learned of a giant stand off had taken place between the gangs of alden. It was worse than we feared, the two most BA gangs in alden, The "RUFF RIDERS" and The "M.O.B". President, Tony Carbone had to be called in to decide what to do in this one. I asked "Mr. President, what shall we do in this situation?" He replied, "Ryan, you, Vinnie and Erik must go get in one of the agency super cars and drive to downtown alden (A-Plus) at once!" We all quickly had to play it off, so customers continued to believe that this was a restaraunt. Vinnie said he was "Taking Out Garbage". Erik was "Having A Cigarette". And My excuse was that I was "On Break". We all sprinted out the side door and right to the "Ford Explorer". We drove to A-Plus and everything was quiet. We noticed that there was bikes, all around the A-Plus parking-lot, we instantly knew, they were in the store. We jumped out, and ran into a-plus. They were all bustin' gats and dealing drugs. I ran and tackled one of the hoodlems. At that moment, i felt something on my leg. I noticed that i had been shot. I passed out minutes later. When i woke up, i was back "Working" and making "Pizza". So that's why i can't do my school work. I was fighting crime and got shot. Sorry i was busy keeping this place safe.

10/18-10/22 Part 2

It was late one october night when nate bailey decided to go for a walk. Now nate, thinking that he is "the boss", decided he was too cool for sweatshirts, even though it was starting to get cold outside. Nate began to walk down the empty road when strange things started to happen. He first noticed that it sounded like someone was laughing at him, even though no one was around. He also thought, "Who could be laughing at me? i'm the boss!" He then looked down at his brand-new kicks and realized that they were now dirty, as if someone had stepped on them. He then though to himself that a boss CANNOT wear scuffed up kicks, so he turned around to go home. On the way home, he heard the laughter coming closer. He was now growing conserned and began to run. When he arrived at his house, he noticed something wasn't right. There were ghosts and monsters running around his yard. Nate then decided to hide behind a tree. He then realized that he had to do something to prove his status as a boss. So when one of the monsters got close, he pounced on it and began to punch it in the head, over and over. At that moment, the trick-or-treaters parents pulled nate off and called the police.

Goodleberg Cemetary

 A few years ago, my sister would always talk about going to goodleberg cemetary in Whales, New York. It is suposedly one of the most haunted cemetarys in the united states. After hearing her stories about this place, i thought that she was making it all up, and i constantly mocked her because of it. Then, my sister invited me to go, so i did. It was a pretty long drive there, and the sun was begining to go to down. The first thing i noticed was the sketchy staircase that was made of cement and it was in very poor condition. When we got in the actual cemetary, i saw that most of the head stones had been vandilized. The whole place was in rough shape. We walked around, looking at the large trees surrounding, and thats when i began hearing the sound of sticks breaking, as if someone were walking on them.We looked around and saw that we were the only ones around. Creepy, but not convincing. We kept walking, and we were all agreed that it felt like someone was following us. The sounds of sticks snaping also followed us, and it wasn't just us. We walked around a little more, nothing major really happened, other than us noticing something moving near the pond, but we figured it was an animal. The creepy part was when we went back to our cars and noticed that our cars has all steamed up. There were also small handprints, about the size of a baby's hand. This immedatley startled us because the cemetary is suposedly where a doctor in the 1800's burried the fetus' of un-born children, because he preformed illegal abortions.

Boss, Or Bust? Nathan Bailey.

This question has puzzled historians for centuries. Before answering the question, one must ask themselves, what is a "boss"? A boss is someone who has control over everything. This does NOT describe nate bailey. In order to be a boss, one must attend college, or be a genius. This is not a blog of hate, simply a blog of recomendation. I would recomend that nate no longer call himself "The Boss", but maybe something like "The Assistant Manager". I think that if we were to rank "Bosses" of the high school, nate would make the top 10, but that does not make him "THE boss". In order for nate to become the boss, he must attend college and major in something like business. I wish him luck in the future however, in his quest of becoming "The Boss"

Best Band Ever.

I listen to a lot of diffrent bands, but no band comes close to my favorite band, Sublime. They combine my three favorite types of music, Reggae, Ska, and Punk-Rock. I never really listened to Sublime until my freshman year of high school. Of course I had listened to their famous songs like, "Santaria", "What I Got", and "Doin' Time", but that was about it. It was freshman year when Record Theater went out of business, but not before having a huge sale. When i went, i saw that 40 oz To Freedom, Sublime, Robbin' The Hood were all on sale for under 5 dollars each. I went home and listened to all three cds that I had purchased and was immediatley interested. I went back a few days later to buy live albums Stand By Your Van, Everything Under the Sun and another studio album filled with unrelased material titled, Second Hand Smoke. I have listened to each album more times than i can count. I listen to Sublime literally everyday of my life. Some friends i have (Definately not Nate Zobrest, Justin Fudala And Mono Herter) often make fun of my love for the band, but i don't care. I have a vast information base of sublime knowlege in my head and i also got a chance to see Sublime with Rome over the summer.