Monday, October 25, 2010

My Free Time

Many people constantly wonder, "What does Ryan Pinkowski do in his free time?". Well I am here to tell you that do something that causes me to be so tired, that i cannot complete my blog's in this class, nor do i feel like it. That thing of course, is being a crime fighter. I am on the streets, every night combating the streets of alden. It is not an easy task, as alden is such a tough hood that almost 2 times a week, I find drug dealers and have to take them down. I am also about to let you in on a big secret. Carbones Pizzaria in alden, My "Place Of Employment", is actually a secret crime fighing agency, set up in the mid-80's to save the town from crack-cocaine. The second you walk into the walk-in freezer, you are sent down to the lab, which is 2 miles underground. When I report to work, I go to the lab. When the head of the organization, Dallas Champagne, gives me my asignment, i am off. My most recent assignment was not an easy task. I arrived at carbones, promptly at 3:00, and noticed that their was panic amoung my fellow employees. We learned of a giant stand off had taken place between the gangs of alden. It was worse than we feared, the two most BA gangs in alden, The "RUFF RIDERS" and The "M.O.B". President, Tony Carbone had to be called in to decide what to do in this one. I asked "Mr. President, what shall we do in this situation?" He replied, "Ryan, you, Vinnie and Erik must go get in one of the agency super cars and drive to downtown alden (A-Plus) at once!" We all quickly had to play it off, so customers continued to believe that this was a restaraunt. Vinnie said he was "Taking Out Garbage". Erik was "Having A Cigarette". And My excuse was that I was "On Break". We all sprinted out the side door and right to the "Ford Explorer". We drove to A-Plus and everything was quiet. We noticed that there was bikes, all around the A-Plus parking-lot, we instantly knew, they were in the store. We jumped out, and ran into a-plus. They were all bustin' gats and dealing drugs. I ran and tackled one of the hoodlems. At that moment, i felt something on my leg. I noticed that i had been shot. I passed out minutes later. When i woke up, i was back "Working" and making "Pizza". So that's why i can't do my school work. I was fighting crime and got shot. Sorry i was busy keeping this place safe.

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