Dream Job

Many people often talk about their dream job. I however, decided that I will have no job when I’m older, other than being a millionaire. I have decided that the easiest way to do this is to go from store to store “slipping” on a wet floor and getting injured. This seems like the easiest job because all I’d have to do is get rid of all of their “wet floor” signs. This is going to be a painful life, but I’ll have a lot of money, and everything I’d want. And if I ever get myself in debt, another settlement check is just one broken arm away. This seems a lot more practical than college. When you go to college, you have to pay money, not make it. I think that everyone should do this. It makes the most sense. Why would you get a job when you can sit at home all day and be rich off of other people’s hard earned money? It’s called sharing the wealth. There is a system in which people on the bottom spend their whole life working and making  bank, and the people on top (Me) spend our lives collecting money from all of the people on the bottom. So that pretty much sums up my plans for life. I would recommend that each one of you go to the nearest wal-mart, find a puddle, and break your arm. Here are a few additional words to make my blog over 250 words.